Earth to Declare War on the Moon

Posted By Clif Sipe On October 7, 2009 @ 11:00 pm In Science,Tech News | 8 Comments

As you may know, Earth has been increasingly targeting the Moon since their 1959th year and even launched a manned invasion in their year 1969. In a few universal hours (Earth time: Friday, October 10th at 7:30am EDT), Earth will fire one more shot in it’s ever escalating conflict with it’s closest neighbor, Luna, sometimes called “the Moon”.

A portion of an unmanned space craft called LCROSS will slam into Cabeus, an eternally dark crater on Luna. It’s been reported that many of the war mongering Earthlings are hoping for a spectacular plume of dust to be ejected from Luna. This geyser of lunar soil is expected to be visible from many areas on the Earth via the use of their crude telescopes. Naturally, they claim it’s a peaceful mission to search for water.

Here’s a quote from one of their popular  fascist  media sources named “Space.com”:

Targeting the Moon: Observatories Gear Up for Friday Lunar Crash

080226-lcross-02 [1] Scientists are hoping for a literal slam dunk with NASA’s upcoming Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, or LCROSS mission – an event to be observed by a coordinated network of Earth and space-based equipment. LCROSS will search for  water ice on the moon on Friday morning by crashing its spent upper-stage Centaur rocket into Cabeus, a permanently sunlight-shy crater within the lunar south pole region  … read more [2]

Below is some secretly captured video of the Earth’s last attack on Luna which took place in their 2008th year.

As a peaceful Martian, I can only say that this proves beyond any doubt that Earth is not ready for entry into the Pan-Dimensional Congress. I sincerely hope that the advance warning given to the Lunarians will keep their loss of life and property to a minimum. Surprisingly, the Lunarians have been silent about these vicious attacks. Surely, they believe that this is a blood-thirsty act of war.

To the degenerate Earthlings: I hope you all get a bad case of albino-brain-chiggers [3] as you watch this treacherous moon-bombing live [4] from the obsolete telecommunication devices you use.

Be sure to comment below if you agree, as I do, that Earth should be banished from this continuum.


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[1] Image: http://cdn2.techie-buzz.com/images/posts/EarthtoDeclareWarontheMoon_13574/080226lcross02.png

[2] read more: http://www.space.com/businesstechnology/091007-lcross-observation-satellites.html

[3] albino-brain-chiggers: http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3690721

[4] watch this treacherous moon-bombing live: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/index.html

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