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Earth to Declare War on the Moon

As you may know, Earth has been increasingly targeting the Moon since their 1959th year and even launched a manned invasion in their year 1969. In a few universal hours (Earth time: Friday, October 10th at 7:30am EDT), Earth will fire one more shot in it’s ever escalating conflict with it’s closest neighbor, Luna, sometimes called “the Moon”.

A portion of an unmanned space craft called LCROSS will slam into Cabeus, an eternally dark crater on Luna. It’s been reported that many of the war mongering Earthlings are hoping for a spectacular plume of dust to be ejected from Luna. This geyser of lunar soil is expected to be visible from many areas on the Earth via the use of their crude telescopes. Naturally, they claim it’s a peaceful mission to search for water.

Here’s a quote from one of their popular  fascist  media sources named “Space.com”:

Targeting the Moon: Observatories Gear Up for Friday Lunar Crash

080226-lcross-02 Scientists are hoping for a literal slam dunk with NASA’s upcoming Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, or LCROSS mission – an event to be observed by a coordinated network of Earth and space-based equipment. LCROSS will search for  water ice on the moon on Friday morning by crashing its spent upper-stage Centaur rocket into Cabeus, a permanently sunlight-shy crater within the lunar south pole region  … read more

Below is some secretly captured video of the Earth’s last attack on Luna which took place in their 2008th year.

As a peaceful Martian, I can only say that this proves beyond any doubt that Earth is not ready for entry into the Pan-Dimensional Congress. I sincerely hope that the advance warning given to the Lunarians will keep their loss of life and property to a minimum. Surprisingly, the Lunarians have been silent about these vicious attacks. Surely, they believe that this is a blood-thirsty act of war.

To the degenerate Earthlings: I hope you all get a bad case of albino-brain-chiggers as you watch this treacherous moon-bombing live from the obsolete telecommunication devices you use.

Be sure to comment below if you agree, as I do, that Earth should be banished from this continuum.

Total Solar Eclipse Videos & Images

July 22nd 2009 marks the longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century, lasting at most 6 minutes, 39 seconds (wikipedia). It may be a long long time before you get to catch a glimpse of this marvel again, the next total eclipse will take place again on 21st June, 2132.

However if you missed viewing of the total solar eclipse, don’t worry, technology has advanced quite a lot to capture memories forever, and there are 100s and 1000s of videos that have captured the solar eclipse.

Here are some images of the total solar eclipse from Asia, courtesy Wikipedia & Reuters.

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The Dark Side of the moon courtesy Reuters

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Solar Eclipse image from New Delhi, India

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Solar Eclipse image from Kolkata, India

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Solar Eclipse image from Tainan, Taiwan

Total Solar Eclipse July 2009 Videos

Total Solar Eclipse in Asia

Total Solar Eclipse in India