If Coffee Helps You Wake Up, This Toothpaste Helps You Sleep

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If you’re too lazy to brush your teeth at night and have problems sleeping, this toothpaste seems give incentives for both problems. PearlyDreams toothpaste is made so that you can have a sound sleep. It does nothing, just knocks you down to sleep.

Made from Melatonin, Balm Mint, Valerian and Passionflower, the toothpaste is endorsed as a Sleep enhancing toothpaste. Apparently, the toothpaste is all natural and works when the mouth tissues absorb its ingredients. Its website quotes: Toothpaste is an exceptional delivery system because the tissues in the mouth absorb ingredients into the body instantly. The natural ingredients do not need to be treated or coated to withstand the digestive process as a pill would

So remember, never, ever use this toothpaste in the morning! Coffee for the day, toothpaste for the night!

And just for imagination’s sake, I wonder if a Constipation curing toothpastecomes out, heck, damn imagination.

Pearly Dreams via NerdApproved

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  1. keshav on September 16th, 2009 at 11:35 am #

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