Funny Lessons In Logic You Should Not Miss

Ok everyone its Friday and time to start your weekend with a good laugh, the logics below are purely for fun with all pun intended. Go ahead have your share of laughs.

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect….. .
so why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.

“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk

“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say……..

Have fun folks its Friday get your best clothes on and get ready to party.

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  1. Madhur Kapoor on May 9th, 2008 at 11:47 am #

    Hillarious, although i have heard some of them, some are new to me.

  2. Siddharth on May 9th, 2008 at 9:34 pm #

    That is really funny lolzz :)

  3. Moldova on May 11th, 2008 at 1:36 am #

    Nice thoughts.

  4. Rajavanya on May 12th, 2008 at 4:06 am #

    Last one roxxx !!!
    Gonna search for a T-Shirt with it..

    I love this Techie T Shirt quote
    “I wanted to change the world, But they wouldn’t give me the source code !”

    • Keith Dsouza on May 12th, 2008 at 12:41 pm #

      Rajavnya the quote you have is quite funny too.

  5. Bargain Shopping on May 12th, 2008 at 5:36 am #

    If you think about it, they all makes perfect sense…

  6. Nirmal on May 12th, 2008 at 10:32 pm #

    Interesting ones, many of them read before, but still worth reading one more time.

  7. Beth on September 25th, 2009 at 10:58 pm #

    Your elegant flow of conversation is much too dubious for my domain of comprehension.