In this edition we take a look at search results for three search engines and compare who out of Google, Microsoft, Yahoo and Apple is more evil , it’s for fun so have a good laugh at it.

We used the search “Is corporate evil” to come up with this, we replaced corporate with either Google, Microsoft or Apple.

Who Is More Evil?

Search links used: Is Google Evil | Is Yahoo Evil | Is Microsoft Evil | Is Apple Evil

Surprisingly Google is more truthful about things here, so who is more evil according to Google? And the winner.. err Loser is Google with almost 40 million results, Yahoo comes in second with 21.2 million results, Microsoft comes in third with 17.2 million results and Apple comes in last with 16.3 million results.

No matter who lost, all are losers with that huge amount of search results.

We did try searching using Bing however the results were not that smart so we left it out. BTW who do you think is more evil out of these three corporate?

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There are also some videos which will teach you how to play pranks on your own friends.

And yes, if you want to play similar pranks on your don’t forget to check on our earlier Friday Fun post about playing pranks on your friends.

The Rocket Launcher – Windows XP Edition

My Computer Thinks I’m Gay – Prank Call Edition

Library Prank – NSFW Sounds Edition

Shhhhhh – You are In A Library Edition

Keep ‘em Clicking – Tutorial

That’s all for this week, have fun and keep coming back for more.

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So here goes enjoy your Friday and look forward to a great weekend.

Hey I Have the Mouse in the Right Corner?

I Need Some Time To Figure Out Your Problem

Image Credit: Mytech-support.com

Hey Back It Up

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Dogbert’s Tech Support

That’s all for this week, on another note if you enjoy having a laugh, you might like to visit Not Always Right a site dedicated to anecdotes and funny real life customer support incidents, the site never disappoints.

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This time around it is doing quite well, but anyways humor is humor and it’s Friday, so let us all have fun. And yes, thanks for the tons of emails you sent to us, we will definitely be doing Friday Fun every week without breaks , sorry about keeping the fun out for so long.

Hey We Need Communication In The House @twitter

Image Credit: Unemployed Dad

Will Twitter End Terrorism?

Your Quota Of Sins If Forgiven. How Many Times Have You Tweeted?

You Are Not Allowed To Tweet Guilty Verdicts

Yea I Have A History Behind My Blog. It All Unfolds In One Word

Hey We Just Opened Up a 140 Character Newspaper. Thanks @twitter

Twitter Helps Us Do Away With Meeting Notes, Altogether

Yea I Know What You Are Eating For Breakfast

You Are Advised Of Your Rights. Whatever You Tweet Can Be Held Against You

I Robot, I Tweet, Follow Me Or I Disobey

Yes You Can Now Programmatically Write 140 Characters Of Code To Do Brilliant Things

That’s all for this Friday, if you are on twitter don’t forget to follow me @keithdsouza or our friendly update bot @techiebuzzer to get the latest updates from us on twitter.

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The software in question is not a virus but acts like one and will definitely have your friends scratch their heads and sweat in horror as is goes about with its job.

Here is what the ultimate virus is programmed to do (everything it does is fake ). At first run, a progress bar appears, that informs the user that virus loading is in progress. Then, the taskbar and desktop icons disappears. A dialog box is then displayed containing three choices:

• Format Hard disk – If you click this button, a progress bar will appears that formatting is in progress but actually it’s not. If user click "Cancel" button, then a fake "Blue Screen Of Death" will appear!
• Delete Windows Folder – This program will scan all files and folders on your Windows folder. After that, a progress bar appears that displaying deletion progress.
• Delete All Contents on Local Disk – Similar to above, but it just scan folders on your root folder.

The horror does not end here and there are few more things that may drive your friends crazy. So go ahead and send the file to your friends and have fun.

Download Ultimate Virus

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Here is a funny comparison on Appraisal vs Resignation.

Failures vs Strengths

• In Appraisal meetings, they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
• In Resignation meetings, they will speak only about your strengths, achievements and success.

Salary Hikes

• During Appraisals, you may need to cry and beg for even a 10% hike.
• While Resigning you can demand for more than 60-70% hike.

Promotions

• During Appraisal, they will deny you promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities or did not complete a given term.
• During Resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you have to take the project on your shoulders and lead the project to success.

Onsite Opportunities

• There is 90% chance for not getting incentives after an Appraisal or almost no chances of going on-site.
• There is 90% chance of getting on-site opportunity after Resignation.

So what are you Appraisals vs Resignation moments? Do let me know through your comments .

This post was cross posted from my personal blog.

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Why DRM Sucks?

Hmm, I need to buy Some Expired Food Items. Where Do I go?

Don’t Tell Me Your Problems or For That Matter Anyone Else

Best Divorce Letter Ever Written

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That’s it folks, hope these made you laugh.

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The sale started at 99 pence and was heavily bid on receiving 84 bids from 26 people, the last bid was a whipping 10 million pounds. The bid read:

"Located in the mid-Atlantic ridge in the North Atlantic Ocean, Iceland will provide the winning bidder with — a habitable environment, Icelandic Horses and admittedly a somewhat sketchy financial situation,"

There were several funny question being asked by bidders which included "Do you offer volcano/earthquake insurance?", "Is it possible that my payment will be frozen?", and "Will you accept C.O.D. as a form of payment?"

The bid has been taken off by eBay as of now, but this definitely shows how a unregulated market can have lunatics selling things that do not belong to them. What next, do we see this blog on sale at eBay.

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To be quite frank, I have hardly touched a newspaper for a year now, online news definitely fills up the void for me, but that said I still remember sifting through the classified section to find jobs and other things, over years I have come across several funny ones, here is reliving those memories a pick of the most funny newspaper classifieds assorted from the web.

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And here are some more hilarious newspaper classifieds.

• Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog
• FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything.
• German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.
• Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
• A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
• Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
• For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
• Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
• Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and flexible hours. starting pay: $7-$9 per hour.
• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
• Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.
• Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
• Illiterate? Write today for free help.
• Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
• 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
• Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
• Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
• 1 man, 7 woman hot tub — $850/offer
• Free puppies…part German shepherd part dog
• Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.
• Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 BR 2 Bath home
• Found: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.
• Free: farm kittens. ready to eat.

That’s all for this weekend, hope you had a lot of fun reading these classifieds, do you know of any other classified bloopers, do share them with us.

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It’s Friday folks, welcome to another episode of Friday Fun. Here is a funny email I got from one of my friend. Could not help but save it for Friday Fun.

I found this bug in the last email you sent.  I’m sending it back. 

Please be more careful next time.

Ok folks, don’t try to smash the monitor now. Psst you can send this pest to your friend by using our email option in the post detail section below. Have some fun tonight and a great weekend.

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